- cup your hands around them protectively
- lift them from the ground
- gently kiss their fuzzy heads
- say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
- peep peep
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how to pick up CHICKS!!
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roughness: i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do...
i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat
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beawilderment: he’s making it hop
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Please help keep my diabetic cat alive:
Short version: My cat has a treatable and possibly curable chronic illness we can’t afford to treat. We need your help to keep her alive! Donate here or reblog to help out. If you’re having trouble with the donate link, you can also use the PayPal button on my blog.
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Malcolm-Jamal Warlock: Here's My Tall, Thin Boyfriend Crushing "Thin Privilege Isn't Real."
Malcolm-Jamal Warlock: Here's My Tall, Thin Boyfriend Crushing "Thin Privilege Isn't Real.":
You might remember this “WHITE GUY SAD" kerfuffle from the other week, in which some dude I kind of know told me I’m "bullying" people by insisting that I don’t have diabetes, and that social justice is pointless because sometimes it hurts his white male feelings. ‘Kay, bro. Specifically, he…
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sexycodicology: Medieval SHARKNADO. Enough said. MS. Douce...
Medieval SHARKNADO.
Enough said.
MS. Douce 134
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likeafieldmouse: Luke Stephenson - The Incomplete Dictionary of...
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whiskeybot: tehjennismightier: ladyfabulous: effffffffffasinfa...
WHAT YES
Hell the fuck yes.
WHO ONLY PUTS ONE CLOVE OF GARLIC IN HUMMUS?!
Dude. This is great. But yes, MOAR GARLIC.
Keeping this for reasons
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arthandlin: "Can we get you guys to paint giant swatches of...
"Can we get you guys to paint giant swatches of different colors on the wall so we can choose one for this exhibition, because we lack the imagination and cojones to just make a goddamn decision already?"
Accurate gif
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arthandlin: installator: "Choosing wall colors for this...
"Choosing wall colors for this summer’s big Toulouse-Lautrec exhibition" (San Diego Museum of Art) [2010]
Don’t let your curators do this to you!
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newrider: Dumb Blonde
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buttahlove: physiqueweb: India’s Top Body Builder - Singh...
India’s Top Body Builder - Singh Sardar Navtej
Swole Sikhs always does something to me…
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jessehimself: Steve McQueen, director of ‘12 Years a Slave’,...
Steve McQueen, director of ‘12 Years a Slave’, ‘Shame’ and ‘Hunger’ addresses the bizarrely desperate, whitewashed, unrealistic state of American film. White directors sit there.
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squishythings: On approximately this day in 2008, I tried to...
On approximately this day in 2008, I tried to teach a grouper how to read.
literary grouper
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"Fuck that. Fuck that right now. I’m going to tell the generation of so called men something right..."
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- My dad getting real defensive when some guy told him I friendzoned them (via youdtearthiscanvasskinapart)
Fuck that. Fuck that right now. I’m going to tell the generation of so called men something right this second. It’s an amazing mystery of the universe. It’s how to never get friendzoned.
This is how you do it.
You come to the terms that the friendzone doesn’t exist and that the most important thing in the universe is not your dick.
”- My dad getting real defensive when some guy told him I friendzoned them (via youdtearthiscanvasskinapart)
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minnie-salinas: roboboners: miserability: what the fuck if i...
what the fuck
if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead
If you’re having a shitty day, just watch this.
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