Chevron: Sorry Our Gas Well Exploded, Here's a Free Pizza:
If you live in the small, rural town of Bobtown, Pennyslvania, you woke up to quite a scare last week courtesy of a pretty horrible explosion over at Chevron’s nearby fracking site. So how’s Chevron going to quell fears about that giant column of flames and possible residual toxins? Who cares! Your next large pizza and two-liter soda are on the house.D:
//headdesk
Bobtown.