"What you know as fedoras are actually an ancient race of parasitic sea creatures. They disguise..."

“What you know as fedoras are actually an ancient race of parasitic sea creatures. They disguise themselves as hats and latch on to the heads of unsuspecting humans. The fedora burrows into the host’s brain and turns them into a total asshole.”

- Eagleheart, Season 3, Episode 6: ‘Joe’ (via eush)