First Look: Christian Bale as Moses in Ridley Scott’s ‘Exodus' | Empire
He sure looks like what I think Moses would of looked like
#notreally
Ok. Somebody needs to decide whether or not these religious figures/stories are real or myths. And if they’re real people in our history, then why do you keep tryna make them white?
And is that supposed to be the Sphinx? Why are the lips so thin? Like, we can argue about the nose, but the lips are still there today. They don’t look like that. What are you tryna pull?
Jesus Christ they whitewashed a statue that still exists IRL
jesus. here’s a pic of the real Great Sphinx of Giza:
clearly not a white guy
this is just embarrassing tbh
white people don’t even try
first russell crowe as noah now this
lmao “Christian Baleyonaise as Moses” like in what world does that even sound right, white people really jump impossible hoops to make everything about them smh
They’re whitewashing A FUCKING STATUE. THAT EXISTS.
THE WHOLE HEAD HERE IS LIKE AN ARYAN PHRENOLOGIST IDEAL.
Whatever, I suddenly and unexpectedly find myself very, very glad that Jews have (once again) been erased from telling our own origin stories. Because this is just a catastrophe in every way, and I don’t want any fucking identification with this.
I really don’t understand, though—why are (white) Christians so intent on telling Jewish stories as if they were Christian stories? Don’t they have enough of their own? They’re good stories, I’ve read them!
So, yeah, Exodus, are they gonna go through the whole Golden Calf part? Because, you know, the graven images, like y’all have of White Jesus everywhere, that was punished by Gd—are you gonna show that? Let me guess—you’ll alter the ‘images’ part to emphasize the golden aspect, and claim that the worship of gold (oh-so-conveniently identified with Jewish stereotypes) is what Gd was pissed about…
WHAT
So glad I’m not the only person who went “wow, yes, super Jewish Christan Bale… wait what the FUCK did they do to that SPHINX???”
