The Quokka
If anyone gets me one of these for Christmas I promise I will send you daily pictures of our adventures together. Because yeah, it’d be getting a harness and yeah, we’d go everywhere together.
"There goes that perfect woman with the most amazing life ever. God I wish I had a quokka like she does I’M SO MISERABLE." they’ll say. They’ll all say it.
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