I half-watched some episodes of girls and then recapped it for my friend matt on g chat I think it's pretty good

lilzyxxx:

so in the first one I saw a part of

like they were eating dinner

and someone was a “cunt”

and it was awkward

also the vaguely british one like broke up with the IT crowd guy

or something

she smashed his humanitarian award because she was bad at meeting his parents

and he called her a whore

that was unpleasant

and um

then hannah followed the sexy man home and they played naked ping pong

and there were a lot of feelings

then there was one where the vaguely british one went to the country to see her dad and hannah had sex with a teen

also one where the big nose tall guy has a dog he’s trying to return

the eyebrow girl has a cranky boyfriend who thinks he’s really old

and the boring one is dating some mean guy with an assistant

but they’re not really dating

they’re just fuckin

and hannah is trying to write an ebook but she’s not really writing it

and she and the boring one are having friends problems

and then she was like OMG WE’RE NOT DATING BUT I’M WEARING THIS DRESS I’M SO BORING

and her ex boyfriend made an app

and she’s like NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU MADE AN APP

and the eyebrow one was like OHMIGAWD YOU LIKE MADE AN APP

and then she made out with a door man

and her cranky boyfriend helped the boring one record a boring song on garageband

and then I think they broke up or something

and then nose guy went to AA and there was a kewl lady who made him date her daughter who turned out to be hot

and he was like wow thank god

you’re hot

and she was like I hate dating

and then he was like COOL

and then they were all of a sudden bf and gf

and she’s like I’M READY FOR SEX

and then they went to her friend’s engagement party

and hannah got a qtip in her ear because she’s a cartoon

and the desi doctor was very sassy

and she was a whiny baby

haw haw haw

then I was videochatting with my friend erin

there was a part with bob balaban

cause I was making dinner and I said

“that sounds like bob balaban!”

I love bob balaban

and um she has OCD

and her parents were in town

and idk I don’t really care

tbh

but that’s my summary of girls by lena dunham