“the YA section of any given bookstore: NORMAL GIRL JUST LIKE ANY OTHER COME IN CONTACT WITH DARK MAGIC. MUST PROTECT/RESCUE/LEAVE FAMILY. SUDDENLY, A BOY IS HERE. HOT BOY. KISS HOT BOY. GIRL IS SASSY NOW. EVERYTHING CHANGE. SAVE WORLD.”
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= a nice change from: ENTITLED FELLOW OF A CERTAIN AGE DRONES ON ABOUT HOW HE’S EXPECTED TO DO STUFF/BE DECENT HUMAN, WOMEN EXIST ONLY AS TERTIARY CHARACTERS, THAT IS, BITCHES WHO MAKE HIS LIFE HARD BY NOT AGREEABLY BLOWING HIM EVERY MOMENT OF THE GODDAMN FUCKING DAY, MALAISE, EPIPHANY, WHAT THE FUCK EVER, GUY aka 90% of the syllabus of all English courses, I mean, I LIKE YOU, John Updike, but holy shit, we need like 200 more years of shitty books with tertiary boy characters who exist only to further the journey of the main characters through hot makeouts before getting even close to parity.
(via helenish)