So it depicts soccer kids, and 2 of them are slow and sluggish—one dressed as a box of fries (crinkle cut), and the goalie as a sprinkled donut.
The two mothers comment on how sluggish their children are; “well, you are what you eat” one snarkily snipes.
Does this suggest that all the other parents feed their kids OTHER CHILDREN?
Yeah! When I saw that commercial for the first time I thought to myself - why are they not bottles of PediaSure? OH - CANNIBAL CHILDREN.