Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.
I’m so glad that even after an entire year this post is still being reblogged.
YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB!!!!!!!
Phil, I can’t even be bothered to pull up a ‘you tried’ star for you. You failed that badly. Phil, you are why we can’t have nice things.
Reblogging here because of reasons.