now this is a story all about how
my life got flipped by a hollow crown
and if you’d like to take four hours to watch BBC
I’ll tell you how I went from a prince to a king called Harryin west Monmouth Castle born and raised
in the tavern was where I spent most of my days
chillin out, maxin, relaxin all cool
calling everybody whoreson and knotty-pated foolwhen a couple (thousand) guys who were up to no good
started makin trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my dad got sick
then I got stabbed in the shoulder because Falstaff is a dickI shouted for a sword and when it came near
I cut a bitch for keeping his motion in my sphere
if anything I could say “well now I’ll live right”
but I thought “nah, forget it. Yo Poins, to Cheapside!”I ran up to the palace on that fateful day
my poor dad had snuffed it (but not right away)
so now it’s my kingdom, all y’all haters beware
shit just got real, you can tell from my hair.Genius,